: #Laughs A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut.

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#Laughs A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut.

The man says "Well ma'am, I can't cut your hair with those head-phones on.

You're going to have to take them off." She shakes her head vigorously and replies "No, if I take them off, I will die." He put his hands on his hips and ripped them off of her head.

She fell to the floor and died.

He was extremely surprised and picked up the head-phones.

All he heard was "Breathe in, breathe out, breath in."

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