: #Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let y

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#Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let you do that! I'll close my own incision!"The doctor hands him the thread and says, "Go ahead...Suture self"!

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: #Laughs There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk.

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: #Laughs There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop assistant and asked "Could I have a fucketplease?"The assistant asked"Pardon sir?"."Can I have

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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of th

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: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

: #Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let y

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: #Laughs There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk.

: #Laughs There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop assistant and asked "Could I have a fucketplease?"The assistant asked"Pardon sir?"."Can I have

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of th

: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

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