: #Laughs |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

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#Laughs |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.

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: #Laughs WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots".

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.

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: #Laughs WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at

: #Laughs |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

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: #Laughs WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots".

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.

: #Laughs WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at

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