: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

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#Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.

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: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.

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: #Laughs I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife.

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: #Laughs Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest...Just before you flunk a test.There is nothing new...under a rock.A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a private jet.A committee of three...gets things done when they are no

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: #Laughs A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked.

: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

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: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.

: #Laughs I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife.

: #Laughs Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest...Just before you flunk a test.There is nothing new...under a rock.A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a private jet.A committee of three...gets things done when they are no

: #Laughs A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked.

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