: #Laughs A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times,

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#Laughs A husband suspects his wife is having an

affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the
husband
just knew when his wife said:

"Honey, I've told you
once, I've told you twice, I've told you
niner thousand times,
negative on the affair ..."

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: #Laughs Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation.

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: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

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: #Laughs A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times,

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: #Laughs Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absu

: #Laughs Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation.

: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

: #Laughs They're perfectly matched.

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