: #Laughs Love, you can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

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#Laughs Love, you can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

- George Bernard ShawOne cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust.

- Ruth Smythers, Marriage advice for women, 1894I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

- Carrie SnowBy all means marry.

If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.

If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.

- SocratesMarriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.

- Herbert SpencerSomeone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money.

That was a true but incomplete answer.

In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

- Gloria SteinemIf you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him.

It means he experiments.

A life without love in it is like a heap of ashes upon a deserted hearth; with the fire dead, the laughter stilled, and the light extinguished.

- Frank P.

TebbettsAt American weddings, the quality of food is inversely proportional to the social position of the bride and the groom.

- Calvin TrillinA successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

- Lana TurnerI do not see the EEC as a great love affair.

It is more like nine desperate middle-aged couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope.

- TynanThe first time you buy a house, you see how pretty the paint is and buy it.

The second time, you look to see if the basement has termites.

It's the same with husbands.

- Lupe ValezMarriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

- VoltaireMarriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

- Mae WestBachelors should be heavily taxed.

It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

- Oscar WildeLong engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

- Oscar WildeWhy are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women? - Virginia Woolf