: #Laughs The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty."I would suggest to you, young lady," began the medic,as he regained som of his professional dignity,"that you discontinue some of your running around.Stop drinking so m

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#Laughs The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty."I would suggest to you, young lady," began the medic,as he regained som of his professional dignity,"that you discontinue some of your running around.Stop drinking so much, cut down on your smoking, andabove all you will have to start eating properly andgetting to bed early." Then, as a pleasant afterthought, he added: "Why nothave dinner with me tonight? I'll see to it that youhave the proper food and that you'll be in bed by 9:00!"

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: #Laughs A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc..."I've cut off both of your arms."

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: #Laughs A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary."Guess what, darling," he said, "Fifty years ago today you and I were wed.""And we ate our first honeymoon breakfast at this very table,"

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: #Laughs When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what's the first thing to hang out?The DO NOT DISTURB sign!

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: #Laughs |Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?""Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

: #Laughs The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty."I would suggest to you, young lady," began the medic,as he regained som of his professional dignity,"that you discontinue some of your running around.Stop drinking so m

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: #Laughs A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc..."I've cut off both of your arms."

: #Laughs A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary."Guess what, darling," he said, "Fifty years ago today you and I were wed.""And we ate our first honeymoon breakfast at this very table,"

: #Laughs When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what's the first thing to hang out?The DO NOT DISTURB sign!

: #Laughs |Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?""Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

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