: #Laughs There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was.

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#Laughs There was once a puppy called
May
who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she

was.

One day she argued with a lion.

The next day was the first of June.

Why ? Because that was the end of May!

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