: #Laughs 1.

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#Laughs 1.

Watch the sunset-- on a sled.2.

Smile more, --it might get you a free beer.3.

Complain less.

--It might get you a free beer.4.

Surprise a friend with a call.

-- It might get you a free beer.5.

Develop your gifts.

-- You might need them.6.

Count your blessings.

-- You might need these too!7.

Talk to someone in an elevator.

-- Particularly ones with Arctic Cat jackets on, or those carrying beer.8.

Breathe consciously once in a while.

-- This cures snoring.9.

Enjoy sneezes -- and stay behind the one sneezing.10.

Appreciate that your leg isn't broken, -- unless you are an actor.11.

Be unique, --it demonstrates difference!12.

Sing in the shower.

-- With a friend!13.

Put your shoes on the wrong feet and laugh at yourself, -- or have someone laugh at you.14.

Make someone's day, -- or night.15.

Stand on your head.

-- For a free beer!16.

Stare at the world above you.

-- Hopefully not from under a bar.17.

Play with an animal.

-- Be sure it is one which cannot eat you!18.

Slurp Jell-O.

--Add Vodka for flavor.19.

Do something unplanned.

-- Plan to do it this weekend!20.

Plan to do something and have it go as planned.

-- This is hard!21.

Stand back and look in.

-- Tell my wife this when shopping all the time.22.

Appreciate a paradox -- paradox a appreciate.23.

Dive in.

-- Naked!24.

Get grass stains.

-- Naked :)25.

Wave your hands in the air.-- Use the middle finger at birds.26.

Swim with the fishes.

-- Again, naked.27.

Make maple syrup.

-- Don't use pine juice.28.

Climb a tree.

--Don't climb a pine.29.

Spin in a circle once while walking to class.

-- Don't fall in a mud puddle.30.

Tell someone they look nice.

-- You look nice.31.

Collect something, -- like taxes from the tax collector!32.

Walk barefoot every chance you get.

-- Even in the snow!33.

Build a sand castle, -- or a snowman.34.

Walk with no destination.

-- Talk with no destination.35.

When all your exams are done, treat yourself to an ice cream cone.

-- OK I WILL! Then a beer.36.

Entertain yourself by making faces.

-- bend over and see if they look the same.37.

Don't just listen, try to hear.

--Then try to listen to a friend.38.

Wear shoes until they're so old they won't stay on your feet.

--Then wear them swimming.39.

Appreciate the primary colors.

-- Know them!40.

When you wake up, realize you're alive.

-- Promise not to use vulgarities.41.

Walk in the rain, -- with a bar of soap.42.

Blow bubbles, -- in the tub!43.

Make the most of where you are.

-- Ride an Arctic Cat!44.

Jump as high as you can.

-- Come down on an empty beer can, and recycle it.45.

Dance -- in bed46.

Talk less and say more.

--Carry a BIG stick.47.

Exercise before you diet.

-- 12 oz.

curls don't count do they?48.

Learn to play chess.

-- That and Linear Algebra may come in handy.49.

Sit by a river.

-- With a beer, on an Arctic Cat.50.

Never lose your sense of humor.

-- You will need it!