: #Laughs Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today.

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#Laughs Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch
today.

.

Cook: There is.

Fred: No, there isn't.

There's only
cheese pie.

Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

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: #Laughs Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today.

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