: #Laughs |WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry.

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#Laughs |WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry.

= You ll be sorry.We need...

= I wantIt s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want...

= You ll pay for this later.

We need to talk...

= I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don t want you to.I m not upset = Of course I m upset, you moron! You re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I m going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you re really not going to like.I ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.Am I fat? = Tell me I m beautiful.You have to learn to communicate.

= Just agree with me.Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you re dead.Was that the baby? = Why don t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In response to What s wrong?:The same old thing = NothingNothing = EverythingNothing, really = It s just that you re such an idiot!

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