: #Laughs |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

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#Laughs |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No.

You had your chance.

Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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