: #Laughs |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

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#Laughs |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280.

Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car.

It's hundreds of them!"

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: #Laughs One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I would".

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough Stirrup!

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!

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: #Laughs Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"

: #Laughs |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

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: #Laughs One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I would".

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough Stirrup!

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!

: #Laughs Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"

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