: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

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#Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and
tells him
that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says,
"Before we
begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name,

address, social security number, etc.

and then asks, "What is your

occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and

says, "No, no, no.

That will never work.

That is much too crass.

Let's

try to rephrase that." The woman, "OK, I'm a prostitute.".

"No,

that is still too crude.

Try again." They both think for a minute,
then
the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asks,

"What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a

prostitute?".

"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."

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