: #Laughs Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.

Posted in: #Laughs

#Laughs Did you hear the new penalty for

speeding in Illinois?
The first offense they give you Bears tickets
and the second offense
they make you use them.

Intraday stocks under 100 NSE India Twitter of India

10% popularity Vote Up Vote Down

: #Laughs There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs "Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

Login to post a comment!

0 Comments

Sorted by latest first Latest Oldest Best

Feed

: #Laughs Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.

More posts by @FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner.

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

: #Laughs "Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher.

Login to post a comment!

0 Comments

Back to top | Use Dark Theme