
: #Laughs Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress.
#Laughs Shortly after the birth
of their second
child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a
new dress.
He
endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints
about which
figure flaw each dress accentuated.
As she emerged from the
dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she asked for her
husband's opinion.
By this time, he had learned just the right things to
say.
"It's perfect!" he exclaimed.
"It makes your waist look
smaller, your legs look longer and slenderizes your hips."
Just then,
a voice from the dressing room piped up.
"If there's a
dress here
that will do all that- I'll take ten!"
Intraday stocks under 100 NSE India Twitter of India
More posts by @FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, "Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"She hesitated a while and said, "Yes, 3 times.""Three tim
0 Comments
Sorted by latest first Latest Oldest Best
Terms of Use Create Support ticket Your support tickets Stock Market News! © desicheers.com2025 All Rights reserved.