: #Laughs Cannibals capture three men.

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#Laughs Cannibals capture three men.

The men
are
told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will

be used to make canoes.

Then they are each given a final request.

The

first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible.

His
request is granted, and they poison him.

The second man asks for
paper
and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his
family.

This
request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they
kill him saving
his skin for their canoes.

Now it is the third man's
turn.

He asks for a
fork.

The cannibals are confused, but it is his
final request, so they
give him a fork.

As soon as he has the fork
he begins stabbing himself
all over and shouts, "To hell with your
canoes!"