: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

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#Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.The patron takes one sip and spits it out.

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: #Laughs |How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do you tell a Canadian from an American?It used to be enough to ask him to say the alphabet.

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: #Laughs When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.

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: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.The patron takes one sip and spits it out.

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