: #Laughs This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops.

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#Laughs This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops.

The cop asked the man for his name and theguy replied, "Earl.""You got a last name, Earl?""Nope.

It's a long story, Officer.""I got time."Earl sighs and says, "Well, Officer, at first I was known asEarl Doo-Daa.

I was going to school to become a doctor, andI did, so I was known as Earl Doo-Daa, MD.

I got bored justbeing a doctor so I went to dental school, graduated, and became Earl Doo-Daa, M.D., D.D.

After a little more time I fooled around with this girl and got VD.

So I was known asEarl Doo-Daa, MD, DD, with VD.

When the medical boardfound out about my VD they took away my MD so I was knownas Earl Doo-Daa, DD with VD.

The dentistry board also foundout about the VD and took away my DD making me Earl Doo-Dah with VD.

Finally, the VD took away my Doo-Dah soI'm now just Earl."