: #Laughs Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other.

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#Laughs Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other.

One invites the other one over.

"I can't swim", he replies.

"Why don't you come over here?"The other guy says, "I can't swim, either.

What are we gonna do?"First guy says, "Wait! I got a flashlight.

I'll turn it on, and you walk across the beam to this side."The second guy replies, "No way! I'll get half-way across, and you'll turn the flashlight off!"

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: #Laughs One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered

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: #Laughs A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man.

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: #Laughs On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance."Dad," says the son, "what do I do tonight? I'm very nervous.""Don't worry," comforts the father.

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: #Laughs Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other.

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: #Laughs One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered

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