: #Laughs How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash.

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#Laughs How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash.

Then you take aloadof peas and line them up around the hole.

Then, when the elephant goesto take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!

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: #Laughs How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash.

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: The purpose of parenting is to provide steady and wide-ranging opportunities for a child. The child does the rest. - Michael #Quotes

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