: #Laughs I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present.

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#Laughs I've been shopping for
my wife's
birthday present.

What did you get her?
A bottle of expensive toilet
water.

It cost 20.

20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could
have had some of ours
for free!

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