: #Laughs |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

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#Laughs |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened.

He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about 0 today," said the rancher.

"But in six years it would have been worth 0.

So 0 is what I'm out." The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.

"Here," he said, "is the check for 0.

It's postdated six years from now

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