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Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2.

Came dressed in only a towel...again.3.

Ran out of paper clips.4.

I've decided to telecommute.5.

Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.6.

It's a long drive home to Texas.7.

One-day sale at Macy's.8.

My brain is melting!9.

I think they found me out...10.

Accidently erased the whole week's work off the computer disk.

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: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do.

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: #Laughs Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them."The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk ab

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: #Laughs Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do.

: #Laughs Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them."The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk ab

: #Laughs Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

: #Laughs Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer

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