: #Laughs An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars.

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#Laughs An English teacher asked her class to write an
essay on what they'd do
if they had a million dollars.

Alec handed
in a blank sheet of paper.

'Alec !' yelled the teacher, 'you've
done nothing.

Why?'
'Because if I had a million dollars, that's
exactly what I would do
!'

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: #Laughs An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars.

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

: #Laughs The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

: The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance... logic can be happily tossed out the window.

: True gentleness is founded on a sense of what we owe to him who made us and to the common nature which we all share. It arises from reflection on our own failings and wants, and from just views of the condition and duty of man. It is native feeling h

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