: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

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#Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had
never
received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

The person
in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to
contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at
least 0,000,
you give not a penny to charity.

Wouldn't you like to
give back to the
community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over
for a moment and
replied, "First, did your research also show that
my mother is dying
after a long illness, and has medical bills that
are several times her
annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep
mumbled, "Um...no."
"-or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is
blind and confined to a
wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began
to stammer out an
apology but was interrupted, "-or that my
sister's husband died in a
traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in
indignation,
"leaving
her penniless with three children?"
The humiliated United Way rep,
completely beaten, said simply, "I
had no idea..." On a roll, the
lawyer cut him off once again: "-so
if I don't give any money to
them,
why should I give any to
you?"

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