: #Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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#Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job

of frightening a man
away?

1) Get away or I'll call the
police!!!
2) I love you and want to marry you and have your
children.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !

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: #Laughs Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her hous

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: #Laughs |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained.

: #Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !

: #Laughs Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !

: #Laughs Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her hous

: #Laughs |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained.

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