: #Laughs International Travellers Bloopers1.
#Laughs International Travellers Bloopers1.
On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.3.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.4.
In an Athens hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m.
daily.5.
In a Yugoslav hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.6.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.7.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel, across from a Russian monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.8.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension (???).9.
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today: no ice cream.10.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.11.
Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.12.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking.
Here speeching American.13.
At a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop you trousers here for best results.14.
At a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summer suit.
Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.15.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.16.
In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.17.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.18.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.19.
At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals.
If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.20.
At an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here (mmm...).21.
At a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.22.
A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.23.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.
Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.24.
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.25.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.26.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcom to it.27.
In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.28.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.29.
On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finder; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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