: #Laughs Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

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#Laughs Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

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: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

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: #Laughs |Theorem: e=1Proof:2e = f2^(2pii)e^(2pii) = f^(2pii)e^(2pii) = 1Therefore:2^(2pii) = f^(2pi*i)2=fThus:e=1

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact.

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: #Laughs Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets,what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

: #Laughs Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

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: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

: #Laughs |Theorem: e=1Proof:2e = f2^(2pii)e^(2pii) = f^(2pii)e^(2pii) = 1Therefore:2^(2pii) = f^(2pi*i)2=fThus:e=1

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact.

: #Laughs Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets,what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

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: #Laughs Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

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: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

: #Laughs |Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact.

: #Laughs Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets,what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: e=1Proof:2e = f2^(2pii)e^(2pii) = f^(2pii)e^(2pii) = 1Therefore:2^(2pii) = f^(2pi*i)2=fThus:e=1