: #Laughs 141.
#Laughs 141.
Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.142.
Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU? A: Too many blondes were drowning.143.
Q: Why do blonds have square boobs? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.144.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? A1: 10.
One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.145.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.146.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.147.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's.148.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.149.
Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.150.
Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq? A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.151.
Q: What did the blonde's mum say to her before the blonde's date.
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.152.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."153.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."154.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men!155.
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?156.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.157.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.158.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.159.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits!"160.
Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
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