: #Laughs MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.

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#Laughs MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.

Has Elton John re-written any of his songs for Michael Kennedy? Not yet, but he's done one about the tree: "I'm Still Standing" How can you be sure that Michael was really a Kennedy? Check the family tree.

A simple accident? Some witnesses insist there was a second tree at the snow-covered knoll...

What do Michael and JFK Jr's magazine "George" have in common? Wood pulp.

New bumper sticker...."Plant A Tree....Kill A Kennedy...." What will it take to reunite the four Kennedy brothers? A1: One more bullet.

A2: A season lift pass.

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: #Laughs Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail."He loves to sling it every day,The White House people all just say,That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bulls

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: #Laughs A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!" The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, "Mm

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: #Laughs So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place."Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables,

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: #Laughs MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.

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: #Laughs Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail."He loves to sling it every day,The White House people all just say,That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bulls

: #Laughs A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!" The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, "Mm

: #Laughs So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place."Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables,

: #Laughs What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.

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