: We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style. - Tom Stoppard, Rosencranz And Guildenstern Are Dead British dramatist & screenwriter (1937 - ) #Quotes

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We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style. - Tom Stoppard, Rosencranz And Guildenstern Are Dead British dramatist & screenwriter (1937 - ) #Quotes

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: #Laughs Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. "Every damn time your Honor," she sighed,

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: We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style. - Tom Stoppard, Rosencranz And Guildenstern Are Dead British dramatist & screenwriter (1937 - ) #Quotes

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: #Laughs Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. "Every damn time your Honor," she sighed,

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.

: #Laughs What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.

: #Laughs What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!

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