: #Laughs First man: How'd you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.First man: She punched you?Second man: Nope.

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#Laughs First man: How'd you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.First man: She punched you?Second man: Nope.

She hit me with her bag of quarters.

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: #Laughs A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

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: #Laughs YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

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: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard thatyou've been calling me fat?!

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: #Laughs First man: How'd you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.First man: She punched you?Second man: Nope.

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: #Laughs A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

: #Laughs YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard thatyou've been calling me fat?!

: #Laughs If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar.

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