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#Laughs Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE.

BOSTON, MA.

02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for_______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.).

The purpose of thisextremely delicate operation is to sever the cord that connectsyour eyes to your rectum and hopefully get rid of your shittyoutlook on life.

Sincerely, J.

Grabber, M.D.

Kenmore Hospital

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