: #Laughs TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...10.

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#Laughs TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...10.

YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS 9.

THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD 8.

THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE 7.

IT LASTS A FULL HOUR 6.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS 5.

YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE 4.

A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON 3.

IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY 2.

YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK 1.

PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES

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