: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?" the pal asks.

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#Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?" the pal asks.

"Waiting for me to get home."

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

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: #Laughs Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said

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: #Laughs Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime.

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: #Laughs Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridaysAnd remember .......When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frow

: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?" the pal asks.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

: #Laughs Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said

: #Laughs Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime.

: #Laughs Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridaysAnd remember .......When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frow

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