: #Laughs Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

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#Laughs Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth

straightened?"
"Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the
door.
Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?"
"To a plastic
surgeon to get my mouth bent."

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: #Laughs Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

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