: #Laughs One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.

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#Laughs One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.

She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"Santa replies "Hey Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay!I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

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: #Laughs One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.

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: #Laughs In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.

: I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even a look that threatened her with insult. But the age of chivalry is gone. - Edmund Burke Irish orator, philosopher, & politician (1729 - 1797) #Quotes

: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery #Quotes

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