: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

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#Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.

Automatically burns toast.

Sheer stockings.

Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

Stock up and save.

Limit: one.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Man, honest.

Will take anything.

Wanted: chambermaid in rectory.

Love in, 0 a month.

References required.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.

Must be willing to travel.

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: #Laughs |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.

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: #Laughs Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

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: #Laughs Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of beer each.

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: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

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: #Laughs |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.

: #Laughs Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

: #Laughs Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of beer each.

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