: #Laughs A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway.

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#Laughs A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway.

As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door and knocking the lawyer to the ground.

A passing police car pulled over.As the policeman got out he heard the lawyer shouting, 'my mercedes, my brand new mercedes!" As the policeman approached he was shocked to notice the lawyer's right arm missing.''Do you realize your arm is gone?'' asked the policeman?The lawyer, stunned, began to scream, "My rolex, my brand new rolex!"

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 fcks, 4 fcks, 4 fcks, not for a zillion fcks, 4 f*cks!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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: #Laughs A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.

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: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

: #Laughs A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 fcks, 4 fcks, 4 fcks, not for a zillion fcks, 4 f*cks!

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

: #Laughs A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.

: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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: #Laughs A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway.

More posts by @FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

: #Laughs A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.

: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 fcks, 4 fcks, 4 fcks, not for a zillion fcks, 4 f*cks!