: #Laughs A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over.

The cop says, "You have to take a Breathalyzer test." The guy says, "I can't.

I have asthma, and it'll start me on a coughing fit."The cop says, "Then I have to give you a blood test." The guy says, "You can't.

I'm a hemophiliac, and if you prick me, I'll bleed all over the place."The cops says, "Then you have to get out of the car and walk a straight line." The guy says, "I can't." The cop says, "Why not?" The guy says, "Because I'm drunk you idiot...

didn't you see the way I was driving!"

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