: #Laughs In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me.

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#Laughs In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me.

The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a convenience store on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.Sticking it in my face, she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar!'"

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