: #Laughs "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures.

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#Laughs "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures.

That's what I did! I took measures and then went with the biggest."

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: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

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: #Laughs "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures.

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