: #Laughs What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

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#Laughs What could you do if you were on a
desert
island without food or water?
Open your watch: drink from the spring,
and eat the sand which is
(sandwiches) there.

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: #Laughs What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.

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: #Laughs What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

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