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Can I help you?""I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please.""One moment, please." Pause.

"I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild.""No, no.

It isn't a person.

It's an organization.

It's TheaterGuild.""I told you, sir.

I have no listing for a Theodore Guild.""Not *Theodore*! *Theater*! The word is *theater*.

T-H-E-A-T-E-R!""That, *sir*, is NOT the way you spell Theodore."

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: #Laughs So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says "Well, I guess that answers THAT question!!!"

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: #Laughs |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge.

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: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out."I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

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: #Laughs So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says "Well, I guess that answers THAT question!!!"

: #Laughs |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge.

: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out."I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

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