: #Laughs Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."

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#Laughs Why is
it that if you give a child an
encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the
third thing they look
up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is
"snake."
And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."

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: #Laughs Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."

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