: #Laughs What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot.

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#Laughs What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot.

I call my dog "Sex".

When I went to city hall to buy a licence I told the clerk I wanted a licence for Sex.

He said "I'd like one too." But then I said "This is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like.

Then I said "You don't understand I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said "You must have been quite a kid." When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.

I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife, me and a special room for Sex.

He said that every room in the place was for sex.

I said "You don't understand Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said "Me too." One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.

Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around.

I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.

He told me that I should have sold my own tickets.

"But you don't understand," I said.

I hoped to have Sex on T.V.

He called me a show off.When my wife and I seperated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.

I said "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married Sex left.

He said "Me too."Last night Sex ran off again.

I spent hours looking around town for him.

A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said I'm looking for Sex.

My case comes up Friday.