: #Laughs United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle.

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#Laughs United
Airlines FA: "Ladies and
Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our
Captain has landed in
Seattle.

From all of us at United Airlines we'd
like to thank you for
flying with us today and please be very careful
as you open the
overhead bins as you may be killed by falling luggage
that shifted
during our so called "touch down."

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: #Laughs United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle.

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