: #Laughs A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs A man leaves a bar,
gets into his car and
drives away.

200 yards further he's stopped by a
police officer.


Officer: "Good evening sir.

We're testing drivers for drunken

driving.

Would you please blow into this machine?".

Man: "I'm sorry,
I can't do that.

I have asthma.

If I blow on that
machine I will
get out of air".

Officer: "Please come along to the office and we
can give you a blood
test".

Man: "I can't do that.

I have anemia
and if you stick a needle in me
I will bleed to death".


Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this
white
line".

Man: "Can't do that either".

Officer: "Why not?".

Man:
"Because I'm dead drunk".

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