: #Laughs The Geography of a Woman------------------------Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.

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#Laughs The Geography of a Woman------------------------Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.

She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.

Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.

Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.

She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.

She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.

Massive reconstruction is now necessary.Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.

Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.

With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.

Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.The Geography of a Man------------------------Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.

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